Holy hell.
Today was an eternity.
Wait.
What is eternity but one long day?
In case you were wondering, hell is indeed paved with concrete.
My back hurts more today than it did during the Spanish Inquisition.
What's up with that?
There was a pigeon.
A star-craved pigeon.
Ten bucks says it was Hades.
Jerk.
I tried not to make eye contact and then relaxed when I remembered I have no eyes.
Honestly, the pigeon just made me remember how hungry I was.
Also there was a strangely timid squeak of an infant's toy.
This also left me feeling hungry.
LOL.
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