Rapture of raptures!
Another mythically interminable ride on the red carpet.
With America's next top Roll Model.
So can we talk about the enthralled hottie sitting down front?
Sizzle.
But what chance does a disembodied curmudgeon have with the likes of him?
Not a snowball's chance in Hell.
Did I see Dante in the back row?
How did he get parolled?
Jerk.
Did it reek of brimstone today or was that just me?
Oh crap.
It's just me.
It said strong enough for a man yet made for a woman.
I totally thought it said:
Strong enough for a man yet made for a Minion.
Not the first time that's even happened!
ROFLMAO.
Suggestion:
Keep your eyeballs.
Lose your teeth if you must lose something.
But keep your eyeballs.
*WINK*
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